Adam has the best dimples in the whole entire world.

iheartadamlevine:

That was completely random, but I felt like I needed to say it.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sweet releaf. [mrlovenstein]

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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(via cartographyobviously)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via therealsidesofgaby)

17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via gingerandcherries)

bevelynn:

Saying that contraception leads to more abortions is like saying seat belts causes more injuries in vehicle accidents.

(via gingerandcherries)

unwinona:

cute-overload:

The bread kinghttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

All hail

death-by-lulz:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

(Source: badwaters, via vodka-rivers)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

(via theultimatecatblog)

We had a deal to keep Peeta safe. A drunken, unrealistic deal made in the dark of night, but a deal just the same. And in my h e a r t of hearts, I know we both f a i l e d.

(Source: theelliedoll, via panempropaganda)